wrigley field is MILF paradise
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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