I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Pants are for mortals
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
