I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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