Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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