Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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