I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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