he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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