listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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