i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I've blown a few things in my day
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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