I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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