Soap is not a condiment
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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