From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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