Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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