Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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