Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I love you.
Bad choice
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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