Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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