everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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