Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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