He is an equal opportunity slut.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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