BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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