I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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