put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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