Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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