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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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