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(845): View more from New York

I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing

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(973): View more from New Jersey

There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....

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(402): View more from Nebraska

She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.

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(903): View more from Texas

I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass

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(613): View more from Ontario

who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked

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(678): View more from Georgia

There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen

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