But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
