At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Randomize