i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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