Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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