My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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