you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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