oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
The best revenge is premature balding
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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