I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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