And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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