i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Let's paint friendship bongs
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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