Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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