weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
the condom got lost in my hair
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
you never un-have a 4some
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