He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
