kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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