I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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