My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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