everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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