When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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