I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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