Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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