I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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