Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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