So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So much rum. So many feels.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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