I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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