so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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