it wasn't lemon gatorade
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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