Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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