Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
And then my night got REAL pukey
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
